The No Pants Players Need More Players (and, Presumably, More Pants)

This message arrived courtesy my pal Tony Slack:

So here it is everyone. Constant badgering has finally paid off. On January 17th and 18th from 5 til 7 p.m. at the KP Playhouse, your No Pants Players will be holding auditions for new troupe members.

I know what you're saying: "Am I ready?" "Can I do it?" "Will the glare from my untanned wintery legs blind people from the stage?"

Well, the answer to all these questions and more is: you won't know know until you come on down to 309 Beauregard St. on January 17th and 18th from 5 til 7 p.m.

(Note: in all seriousness if you truly want to be a part of the NPP I suggest coming to both afternoons of auditions. The better sampling we have of your abilities and cohesiveness with us the more comfortable we will be in selecting you to be a part of WV's premiere improv comedy troupe).

Hope to see everyone there!